Sue Lowden’s Plan for Bartering Health Care

Dear Doctor,

I went into Village Hall yesterday to apply for a zoning variance to raise chickens so I could afford the cosmetic surgery like Sue Lowden’s I need and they just laughed. What should I do now? Do you take dandelion wine?

Signed,

Sagging Chin(s)

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