Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck is a devious left wing extremist planted years ago by his hippie biological father, Eugene McCarthy, to rant uncontrollably on Fox News and, ultimately, marginalized the entire conservative movement as being crazy.

Pretty sure that the secret HQ for this plot is in the Onion editorial offices.

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