The Family is Ready for the Republican Health Care Plan

Here’s a do-it-yourself plan to succeed under the Republican health care program, particularly as espoused by Rep. Eric Cantor, R-VA.

1. Count your family members.
2. Buy each at least one tin cup.
3. Put their names on their cup.
4. Use DOT data to scope out busy intersections.
5. Assign each family member an intersection. (Children should be accompanied by an adult but greater success is seen when the adult is not visible in their supervision.)
6. Data are not compiled on whether religious signs are helpful or a hindrance.

Rep. Eric Cantor, R-VA, told one woman at a health care forum she could rely on charity.
Rep. Eric Cantor, R-VA, told one woman at a health care forum she could rely on charity.

The whole family can pitch in and help!

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